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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Gotta move house
I' ve been here for 3 years. I love it. I'm comfortable and happy here. This place is perfect for me.
I'm very sad. I've got a couple of months, I hope.
The Middle East's Conflict Of Interest.
One area which deeply facinates me is the Middle East. The problems there seem never ending. It facinates me how the nations in the Middle East has such terrible records on human rights, freedoms, economics, and on and on. I boggles my mind that in this day and age there can be so many people who seem to be willing to tolerate this.
I've developed my own theories about this area. I try to look at the big picture. I try to ignore the normal arguments about Israeli occupation and oppression of the Palistinians. I ignore the arguments about the US sponsored dictatorships.
I am convinced there is far more to this situation than meets the eye. Below is a perfect illistration of my theory.
Last week, the head the Arab League claimed that there will be no democracy in the Middle East until the Palestinian situation is resolved. I would like to point out the gross conflict of interest in this claim.
This conflict has been going on my whole life (I'm 41 – born in 1963). I find it impossible to understand how this can continue to grind on and on, year after year. The aggressor and victim nations of WWII, Korea, Vietnam wars have moved on despite horrific warfare, including the use of atomic weapons on Japan. What is it about this conflict that goes on for generation after generation?
I've concluded that the reasons are not the answers that are constantly bantered about. This conflict is not the problem. Instead, it is a symptom of a larger problem that is not being addressed. In order to see and understand this, one only has to step back and look at the big picture.
The most basic question any detective asks when solving a crime is "Who Benefits?". Experience has proven that is where most often the responsible party can be found. All that is needed is to step back and look at who benefits from the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.
The ruling parties and families of the Middle East nations are who benefits. This conflict serves their interests for the accumulation and retention of power and wealth. In fact, a resolution to this conflict is their worst nightmare. They exploit the suffering for power and profit.
Consider the perspective from of the rulers of today's ME nations: The Saudi royal family, the Jordan royal family, the Baathist in Syria & Iraq, the clerics in Iran, the smaller monarchies of the Gulf States, Mubarak of Egypt, and Qadhafi of Libya. Their objective is to retain absolute power and control. The strategies they use are:
(1) Repress all real political opposition.
(2) Create secret police to find and control dissidents.
(3) Control all media and source of public information.
(4) Control religious institutions through sponsorship and suppression.
(5) Manufacture an enemy as a threat to the nation, faith, or creed.
(6) Blame internal problems on external enemy.
(7) Claim credit and responsibility for protecting the nation from this enemy.
The Israel/Palestinian conflict is a made to order solution to employ these strategies. And best of all, it is cheap. Real cheap! There are no Israeli forces outside of Israel and the occupied areas. No Arab cities have Israeli tanks in their streets or Israeli aircraft overhead. Nor is there a credible threat of an unprovoked Israeli invasion or aggression. They can sit safely in their homes, sipping tea, and watching it all on television. Their own soldiers are not dying in combat. Their military equipment and officers are not being tested or destroyed on the battlefield
By coordinating their control of the media, faith, military, and secret police, they assure that this conflict serves as a mass distraction for their own population. It allows them to avoid responsibility for problems as home by hiding behind the shield of Arab brotherhood. It gives them the excuse to suppress freedoms of expression and opposition in the name of national security.
They exploit victim hood in the name of unity. For example, when someone from a bad neighbourhood attempts to better themselves with the goal of getting out. That person is often ridiculed for thinking they are "too good for the 'hood". For not being "down" for their oppressed brothers. For selling out to the man. For being a traitor to their roots. You see this happening in generation after generation of East LA gangbangers and millions of other small examples. In the Mid East, this is simply done on an international scale.
Conflict, like fires, will rage until they run out of fuel. Normally in a conflict, over time, the extremists on both sides are worn down by attrition and exhaustion. Eventually one side collapses, or both sides compromise on a middle ground, settle their differences, and move on. In order to keep a conflict from burning itself out, it needs a large source of weapons, fighters, and inspiration from outside the theatre of conflict.
The ruling parties provide the fuel for this fire. But they have to provide just enough to keep things in their control. Ironically, the destruction of Israel is not what they really want. It would deny them a villain for their problems. They simply have to provide just the right amount of fuel to assure the fire does not consume all, or burn it self out.
Specifically, they keep the conflict going by sponsoring those on the extreme militant side of the conflict. By given them money, training, weapons, leadership, and protection, they assure that any voices of moderation are drown out by the rhetoric of those who can not live with compromise. Every time it appears that the conflict might be making progress towards a resolution, they re-open wounds that should be left to heal, by sponsoring an attack. The strategy is to simply keep talks derailed and to prevent progress on any issue.
It is cheap because they can buy this sponsorship with the petro-dollars they steal from their own national resources. They don't have to risk their own country, military, or lives.
These rulers, by claiming they will not make "progress" in their own nations until the Palestinian issue is resolved, are using deceit to justify their own abuse of power. By also using their money and power to prevent a resolution, they buy their own justification for their power.
That is the conflict of interest. They state a prerequisite condition for relinquishing power, but then use that same power to assure that the prerequisite is never satisfied. It is exactly like claiming a state of emergency, but also being the sponsor and forces behind the reason for the state of emergency.
The solution, if there is one, is to recognize the reality of the situation and to cut off the source of the fuel of the conflict. The Palestinians have to recognize that they are being exploited by their so-called friends. The costs of sponsorship of extremists has to be raised to make it unpalatable.
Israel has to also reel in and silence their own extremists who advocate the taking of more Palestinian land. They are just as dangerous as the Palestinians. However, I think they have the means and the will do this, if given a chance by the Palestinians. Between pressure from the US, their own exhaustion and desires for a normal life, and the knowledge that their security is assured, it will happen.
But as long as others claim to speak for the average Palestinian, and advocate war, then they feel they must defend themselves by whatever means necessary.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Perth Entertainment Book 2005/2006
I received my 2005/2006 Perth Entertainment Book today. One thing I find frustrating when using it is being able to identify restaurants by location and discount. The vast majority of the restaurant coupons in sections A, B, and C are either 25% off the total bill. or 2-for-1 main course.
To make the book easier to use, I go through each section's table of contents and highlight the restaurants that have the 2-for-1 coupons. This is a bit of pain to do since they are sorted by area and name. Then you have to look up the coupon itself to see the discount. I have a spreadsheet that does this work me and makes marking the 2-for-1 offers easy. I've posted the results here on the blog entry incase any one else wants to mark their book the same way.
| Section | Region | 2x1 | 25% Off |
| A | City | A77 | |
| A | City | A128 | |
| A | City | A138 | |
| A | City | A95 | |
| A | City | A5 | |
| A | City | A88 | |
| A | City | A33 | |
| A | City | A116 | |
| A | City | A153 | |
| A | City | A36 | |
| A | City | A20 | |
| A | City | A44 | |
| A | City | A9 | |
| A | City | A42 | |
| A | City | A80 | |
| A | City | A96 | |
| A | City | A86 | |
| A | City | A82 | |
| A | City | A121 | |
| A | City | A38 | |
| A | City | A150 | |
| A | City | A155 | |
| A | City | A127 | |
| A | City | A32 | |
| A | City | A59 | |
| A | East | A107 | |
| A | East | A43 | |
| A | East | A46 | |
| A | East | A132 | |
| A | East | A30 | |
| A | East | A151 | |
| A | East | A126 | |
| A | East | A79 | |
| A | East | A12 | |
| A | East | A24 | |
| A | East | A131 | |
| A | East | A50 | |
| A | East | A18 | |
| A | East | A54 | |
| A | East | A123 | |
| A | East | A119 | |
| A | East | A114 | |
| A | East | A78 | |
| A | East | A144 | |
| A | East | A145 | |
| A | East | A67 | |
| A | East | A134 | |
| A | East | A69 | |
| A | East | A10 | |
| A | East | A105 | |
| A | East | A110 | |
| A | East | A23 | |
| A | East | A35 | |
| A | East | A4 | |
| A | North | A112 | |
| A | North | A97 | |
| A | North | A93 | |
| A | North | A113 | |
| A | North | A71 | |
| A | North | A68 | |
| A | North | A156 | |
| A | North | A118 | |
| A | North | A117 | |
| A | North | A149 | |
| A | North | A62 | |
| A | North | A130 | |
| A | North | A147 | |
| A | North | A125 | |
| A | North | A133 | |
| A | North | A129 | |
| A | North | A136 | |
| A | North | A34 | |
| A | Northbridge | A90 | |
| A | Northbridge | A40 | |
| A | Northbridge | A154 | |
| A | Northbridge | A76 | |
| A | Northbridge | A84 | |
| A | Northbridge | A122 | |
| A | Northbridge | A89 | |
| A | Northbridge | A102 | |
| A | Northbridge | A148 | |
| A | Northbridge | A152 | |
| A | Northbridge | A73 | |
| A | South | A135 | |
| A | South | A61 | |
| A | South | A64 | |
| A | South | A28 | |
| A | South | A109 | |
| A | South | A111 | |
| A | South | A92 | |
| A | South | A101 | |
| A | South | A26 | |
| A | South | A104 | |
| A | South | A103 | |
| A | South | A70 | |
| A | South | A41 | |
| A | South | A21 | |
| A | South | A99 | |
| A | South | A66 | |
| A | South | A60 | |
| A | South | A120 | |
| A | South | A124 | |
| A | South | A81 | |
| A | South | A58 | |
| A | South | A14 | |
| A | South | A139 | |
| A | South | A141 | |
| A | South | A51 | |
| A | South | A22 | |
| A | South | A11 | |
| A | South | A83 | |
| A | South | A98 | |
| A | South | A2 | |
| A | South | A78 | |
| A | South | A100 | |
| A | South | A19 | |
| A | South | A49 | |
| A | South | A63 | |
| A | South | A106 | |
| A | SW | A55 | |
| A | SW | A53 | |
| A | SW | A16 | |
| A | SW | A108 | |
| A | SW | A31 | |
| A | SW | A8 | |
| A | SW | A87 | |
| A | West | A143 | |
| A | West | A115 | |
| A | West | A77 | |
| A | West | A65 | |
| A | West | A25 | |
| A | West | A39 | |
| A | West | A37 | |
| A | West | A72 | |
| A | West | A27 | |
| A | West | A146 | |
| A | West | A94 | |
| A | West | A56 | |
| A | West | A3 | |
| A | West | A13 | |
| A | West | A91 | |
| A | West | A142 | |
| A | West | A47 | |
| A | West | A57 | |
| A | West | A75 | |
| A | West | A7 | |
| A | West | A48 | |
| A | West | A45 | |
| A | West | A74 | |
| A | West | A17 | |
| A | West | A1 | |
| A | West | A78 | |
| A | West | A137 | |
| A | West | A52 | |
| A | West | A85 | |
| A | West | A140 | |
| A | West | A15 | |
| A | West | A6 | |
| A | West | A29 | |
| B | City | B77 | |
| B | City | B63 | |
| B | City | B60 | |
| B | City | B81 | |
| B | City | B27 | |
| B | City | B54 | |
| B | East | B66 | |
| B | East | B72 | |
| B | East | B61 | |
| B | East | B92 | |
| B | East | B82 | |
| B | East | B10 | |
| B | East | B55 | |
| B | East | B24 | |
| B | East | B35 | |
| B | East | B56 | |
| B | East | B64 | |
| B | East | B36 | |
| B | East | B18 | |
| B | East | B12 | |
| B | East | B70 | |
| B | East | B51 | |
| B | East | B39 | |
| B | East | B49 | |
| B | North | B40 | |
| B | North | B11 | |
| B | North | B83 | |
| B | North | B15 | |
| B | North | B90 | |
| B | North | B25 | |
| B | North | B23 | |
| B | North | B84 | |
| B | North | B45 | |
| B | North | B21 | |
| B | North | B41 | |
| B | North | B78 | |
| B | North | B2 | |
| B | North | B65 | |
| B | North | B52 | |
| B | North | B22 | |
| B | North | B91 | |
| B | North | B1 | |
| B | North | B62 | |
| B | North | B16 | |
| B | North | B47 | |
| B | North | B75 | |
| B | North | B17 | |
| B | North | B58 | |
| B | North | B88 | |
| B | Northbridge | B85 | |
| B | Northbridge | B3 | |
| B | Northbridge | B69 | |
| B | Northbridge | B43 | |
| B | Northbridge | B76 | |
| B | Northbridge | B42 | |
| B | Northbridge | B136 | |
| B | Northbridge | B26 | |
| B | South | B86 | |
| B | South | B74 | |
| B | South | B50 | |
| B | South | B89 | |
| B | South | B53 | |
| B | South | B80 | |
| B | South | B76 | |
| B | South | B48 | |
| B | South | B9 | |
| B | South | B57 | |
| B | South | B59 | |
| B | South | B5 | |
| B | South | B71 | |
| B | South | B93 | |
| B | South | B32 | |
| B | South | B37 | |
| B | South | B44 | |
| B | South | B87 | |
| B | South | B73 | |
| B | SW | B6 | |
| B | SW | B29 | |
| B | West | B79 | |
| B | West | B34 | |
| B | West | B61 | |
| B | West | B68 | |
| B | West | B67 | |
| B | West | B31 | |
| B | West | B19 | |
| B | West | B7 | |
| B | West | B28 | |
| B | West | B46 | |
| B | West | B33 | |
| B | West | B20 | |
| B | West | B14 | |
| B | West | B38 | |
| B | West | B8 | |
| B | West | B1 | |
| B | West | B30 | |
| B | West | B19 | |
| B | West | B4 | |
| C | City | C65 | |
| C | City | C3 | |
| C | City | C67 | |
| C | City | C7 | |
| C | City | C12 | |
| C | City | C16 | |
| C | East | C51 | |
| C | East | C40 | |
| C | East | C25 | |
| C | East | C3 | |
| C | East | C56 | |
| C | East | C39 | |
| C | East | C29 | |
| C | East | C37 | |
| C | East | C21 | |
| C | East | C14 | |
| C | East | C19 | |
| C | East | C60 | |
| C | East | C5 | |
| C | North | C24 | |
| C | North | C15 | |
| C | North | C66 | |
| C | North | C58 | |
| C | North | C3 | |
| C | North | C69 | |
| C | North | C31 | |
| C | North | C1 | |
| C | North | C8 | |
| C | North | C62 | |
| C | North | C18 | |
| C | North | C33 | |
| C | North | C53 | |
| C | North | C68 | |
| C | North | C32 | |
| C | North | C11 | |
| C | North | C20 | |
| C | Northbridge | C47 | |
| C | Northbridge | C50 | |
| C | South | C10 | |
| C | South | C27 | |
| C | South | C43 | |
| C | South | C36 | |
| C | South | C17 | |
| C | South | C61 | |
| C | South | C3 | |
| C | South | C69 | |
| C | South | C55 | |
| C | South | C1 | |
| C | South | C48 | |
| C | South | C57 | |
| C | South | C35 | |
| C | South | C28 | |
| C | South | C54 | |
| C | South | C14 | |
| C | South | C26 | |
| C | South | C41 | |
| C | South | C63 | |
| C | South | C34 | |
| C | South | C45 | |
| C | South | C46 | |
| C | South | C9 | |
| C | South | C49 | |
| C | South | C22 | |
| C | South | C42 | |
| C | South | C6 | |
| C | West | C59 | |
| C | West | C38 | |
| C | West | C30 | |
| C | West | C52 | |
| C | West | C4 | |
| C | West | C23 | |
| C | West | C44 | |
| C | West | C13 | |
| C | West | C61 | |
| C | West | C2 |
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Legal Fun
Barristers are very expensive, and are granted the title by the bar.
When one becomes a barrister, they are referred to as "Master". If I were a barrister, then I would be referred to as Master Larson in the court.
My friend Loretta works for a law firm. She told me that there is a very nice Barrister in town that used to work for her brother's firm named Mr. Bates.
Honest to God. That is not a joke. I'll let you figure out the rest of it. I've love to be on the jury in a case he represents. I would be on the floor laughing.
Friday, July 09, 2004
Police Rant
My problem with them is that they are worthless at best, and corrupt at worst.
Within a week of getting here, I was on the train and this local started talking to me. He discovered that I had just moved here from the US. He gave me some advice. He told me that if I ever get involved with the police, then expect a "phone book massage". He told me the best way to survive this is to roll back and forth so the phone books do not hit the same part of your body twice if it can be helped. It distrubutes the blows across your body.
For those who don't know, a "phone book massage" is a beating where they use a phone book as the weapon. When you use a phone book, it doesn't leave the tell-tale bruises and wounds that can be used as evidence of the beating.
Secondly, I was told by locals when I got here to never leave anything in a car. They said someone will break the window and steal it.
Lets just start with burglery. Perth has the highest burlary rate in Australia. It is much worse than in the US. You can't leave your home unlock, even when you are home. You can't leave anything of value in your car. It will get stolen.
This one really boils my blood. You never see police patrols in the neigborhoods. You never see the police just driving around checking things out, looking for people that don't belong there.
Perth is a big city of suburbs. Most people live in houses. So during the day, most neighborhoods are empty as people go to work. It makes great pickings for home burglers. They can drive around all day and not get harassed.
The police never respond to burgleries any more. They just sit on their asses, hand you a report to fill out, and tell you file an insurance claim.
I know this because about 60 percent of the people I work with have had their homes burglerized at least once. Only said the police bothered to come out.
There are many reasons for this sorry state of affairs.
First, the whole state only has one PD. Seriously. That is how they do it here. There is the Western Australian Police Department. They do all law enforcement for an area the size of the western US from the Missispi River to the Pacific Ocean.
The closed all the smaller local police stations years ago in a move to consolidate services. There are only 3 or regional super stations in Perth.
Now the problem with having only one PD, is that they have no accountability. They are charge of policing themselves. This leads to one hell of a lot of corruption. As a citizen, you don't get to vote on the chief. In fact, you can't go down to the cheifs office and pound your fist on the desk and demand that they put a stop to the brazen theives.
Officers that don't cooperate may find themselves assigned to a beat literally out of the middle of nowhere, thousands of miles from there home.
I've been trying to figure out why the insurance industry has not demanded that the police get off their asses and find out where all these stolen items are getting fenced. When I received quotes on my home burglary insurnace it all became clear. They charge a fortune, $80 a month in my case. They simply pass the costs onto the public.
A few weeks ago I was helping Loretta prepare her rental property for a new tenent. It is a house in a medium neighborhood. We had the front door open and we where in the kitchen painting. Suddenly she screamed. There was a teenage (about 19) Aborignal man standing in the middle of the living room looking around. He had just walked in like he owned the place. He was suprised to see he was caught and claimed he was looking for a glass of water. That was pure BS of course. He walked by the hose outside to get in. It was a cold day, about 6 in the evening. There is a corner store at the end of the block you can see.
I followed him outside. He walked over to this car full of other young male Aborginals, who then slowly drove off cruising the neighborhood looking for homes to break into.
Loretta told me that this is common, especially in the summer when people open their doors to get a breeze. It even happened in her house a few times. Burglers just walk or drive down the street. When they see a door open, or just a screen door, then walk in and grab what ever they find.
Part of this problem, IMHO, are the gun control laws in this country. If the burglers knew that they would have a good chance of getting their heads blown off, then they might think twice before walking into someone's home uninvited.
Basically, only the criminals get the carry weapons, and they do. And the public just has to take it. The cops get to carry sidearms. But they are too busy protecting the speed trap cameras from outraged citizens to bother to respond to calls of criminals breaking into a home.
Now here is the icing on the cake are far as I am concerned. What the police have decided to do about this problem is launch a PR campaign. Yup. They are spending valuable tax dollars on posters and TV ads. There are two campaigns. One targeted to the burglers. The other targeted to the victims.
Lets start with the victims ads. They have a serious of public service announcement style spots where a friendly officer goes how how to keep from being a victim. In one particlar ad, she talks about how you should always leave your glove box and ash tray open so theives can see there is nothing valuable inside. She advises that you never lock anything of value inside your car, even for a minute.
Others talk about how to lock your home up tight, even when at home. How to put locks on screen doors, don't have open windows on the street.
These ads made me so mad that I wanted to kick the TV. So what they are saying is that we the public should live in parinoid fear and turn our homes into little jails. Bullshit. How about this? How about the police spend their energy busting these criminals? How about getting off your asses and finding about where all this stolen loot is being fenced? How busting heads of the criminals you know to get answers? How about patrolling my streets when I am away at work? Grrrr. Do your damn job.
The other ad campaign is targeted to crimanals. It features a slick TV ad that looks like a plug for CSI. Fancy graphics show DNA being analyzed in a darked high-tech lab by white-coated technicions. I deep menacing voice claims "You leave part of yourself behind at every burglery. You leave some DNA. We will use this DNA to find you and throw you in prison!".
Ooooooh. I bet they are so scared. Hey bozo police... News Flash! Did you realize that you actually have to bother to show up and investigate a break-in to gather the DNA evidence? Since as far as I know you guys do nothing put rubber stamp theft reports for insurance claims at the central office, how are you going to bust people with fancy DNA anaylysis?
So there you go. Stupid solutions for serious problems. It gets worse.
Next topic. Corruption. This is out of control all over Australia. I don't know any Aussies that trust the police. There are stories every day about how cops here and there are found aiding criminals, stealing, killing, and so on.
In particular, there are two cases here in Perth that illustrate how bad it is. First, there is the case the the Perth Mint Swindle. Back in the mid 80's, someone, or some group, stole some gold from the Perth Mint.
The police blamed it three brothers, the Micklebergs. The three brothers were convicted on very flimsy evidence and thrown in prison for a very long time.
In the last couple of years, one of the detectives on the case decided to come clean. It turns out that he and some other detectives had fabricated all the evidence. They had beaten the Mickleberg boys at remote police stations. When they still refused to confess, they simply made the confessions up.
Last week, after 20 years, the bothers finally had their convictions reversed. There is a good book about all of this. It is called "The Mickleberg Stitch".
The other case concerns the other detective involved in fabricating the Mickleberg evidence. He was a senior detective named Don Hancock. After he took early retirement, he bought a bar out near Kalgoolie.
A few years ago some bikers (Hell's Angel types) got into a row in his bar. He threw them out. It apparently was no big deal... just the usual weekend brawl between drunk bikies. The bikers went over their camp site outside of town and sat around the campfire drinking beer.
A shot rang out the only house nearby. On the bikers was shot through the skull from a high-powered rifle.
The evidence was clear as a bell to everyone involved. The only house nearby belonged to Don Hancock. The path of the bullet came from the house. He had rifles, being ex-law enforcement and all. He had a grudge against the bikers he had thrown out of his bar.
But, the police did nothing. They refused in investigate. When forced, they somehow could not come up with anything. They said the muder was a complete mystery to them.
After a number of years of stonewalling it became apparent to the bikers that nothing was going to be done. So they took things into their own hands and blew Don Hancock up with a car bomb. Don and a friend went to the horse races for an afternoon of betting and drinking. When they got back into their car, it exploded, killing them both instantly. Someone had placed a bomb under the car while they were inside.
Of course the police were all over this. They eventually got some low ranking biker to admit to it. They had him somewhere for three weeks getting info out of him. It saw his photo after the confession. To me, he looked like he had been tortured. He looked like those American POW's you saw having to apolgize on TV in Vietnam.
After Don Hancock was murdered, his partner detective, Tony Louwinski, decided to come clean out the Micklebergs. He claims he waited so long because he was afraid of Hancock.
It turns out Hancock was as dirty and mean as they came. It doesn't seem to me that the police are at all suprised that he got what was coming to him. To me it illustrates how bad the corruption is.
There is more. The police investigate themselves. They comission reports to, get this, the police. So, there are no checks on their activities.
Recently, the boyfriend of a friend of mine got into a scrap with the police. He was on a party riverboat when two of the patrons got too rowdy and started breaking things. The captain called the police. When the boat docked, the two rowdy guys took off on foot. Then the police showed up and arrested my friend's buyfriend.
He protested telling them they had the wrong guy. The captain even told the police that the two guys had left and they had the wrong guy. The police didn't care. They eventually let him go, but they decided to charge him with a felony, resisting arrest.
There were two cops there. A guy and a woman. The woman cop tired to tell the guy cop that he had the wrong guy, but he wouldn't listen.
Her boyfriend is a law student, and nice guy. He was very ticked off. So he pleaded not guilty and demanded a trial. The prosecuter tried to offer him a deal on a lesser charge. He refused.
In June his trial came up. He showed up with his friends who had been on the boat as witnesses. He also got the captain there. He suponed the female officer, but she refused to show up. The guy officer lied like a rug under oath. The boyfriend and the other witnesses could not believe some of the outright lies he was telling.
He was sure the female officer refused to show up for the trial because she would have to perjure herself under cross examination. Either that, or get blacklisted and posted out in the middle of the desert.
He was aquitted. Fortunately for him, the judge could smell bullshit when he heard it. Good thing too because if he had lost, he would not be able to get licensed to practive law when he graduates because of a felony on his record.